I might have mentioned the fact that my day job is that of a secondary school teacher. In my school S1-S3 pupils have enterprise classes in addition to their normal subjects. Our young people learn a wide range of different transferable skills. Often pupils will do things like car washes, classroom cleaning etc in exchange for a donation to a charity. This year a group of pupils offered personalised mugs so of course I took advantage of this and am now the proud owner of a hoor-dug mug. This has led me to consider what other hoor-dug merchandise I could possibly sell and make millions.